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By | November 8, 2016

Funny ₹500 Rs 1000 Notes Banned Jokes Trolls Meme Images Photos SMS Whatsapp Status Comedy : As we all know Indian Government had banned all old currency of Rupees 500 and Rs 1000 notes in India to circulate new Indian currency of Rs 500 & 2000 in India. This all steps were taken to stop rotating black money in the country. So, this make you happy today here in this post we are helping you by providing Funny ₹500 Rs 1000 Notes Banned Jokes Trolls Meme Images Photos SMS Whatsapp Status Comedy. You all free to download Funny ₹500 Rs 1000 Notes Banned Jokes Trolls Meme Images Photos SMS Whatsapp Status Comedy. Now, below get complete details of Funny ₹500 Rs 1000 Notes Banned Jokes Trolls Meme Images Photos SMS Whatsapp Status Comedy.

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  • हाई सोसायटी की किटी पार्टी चल रही थी। एक महिला ने दूसरी महिला से पूछा, ‘अरे, आज मिसेज दारूवाला क्यों नहीं आईं?’ दूसरी महिला : किस मुंह से आतीं। उनके पति का तो ब्लैकमनी की लिस्ट में नाम तक नहीं आया। बेचारे गरीब लोग।
  • I am having 500 and 1000 notes worth 65,000 ending with 786
    Anyone wants to exchange?

     

  • Isliye bola tha Chai wale ko pm mat bano, 5, 10 Rs. ke note ke alawa or kuch samaj nhi aata usko
    – Rahul Gandhi 😜😜😜
  • I have 3-4 bank account….with minimum balance in it….if anybody wants to deposit rupees…
  • Man goes to ATM after the news.
    Smartly punches in Rs 400 for withdrawal.
    Machine gives him a Rs 1000 note.
    Message on screen – “Keep the change “

  • एक बात हमेशा याद रखना कभी किसी को छोटा मत समझना “:;;,,,,,,,
    #सौ_का_नोट😜😝

    Modi. .the only chaiwala on earth who can wake up a billion people without chai 😜😂

    अब बहुत से लोग इस टेंशन में है कि

    कहीं

    मोदी जी……………..

    आधी रात से

    सोने को लोहा घोषित ना कर दे।

    Sab se jyada problem to Big Boss k contestants ko hone wali h
    Un becharo ko to pata bhi nhi bahar kya chal raha h
    Jab tak bahar aayenge, tab tak sab khatam

    Aaj pure India ko pata chalega Engineering student submission ke ek raat pehele kaise assignment krte hai😂😂😂

    आज सुबह मोदी जी ने फ्रिज खोला और दूध की जगह thumbsup निकली और बोला चलो आज कुछ तूफानी करते हैं …..

     News channels had prepared for Clinton n trump, Modi came out of syllabus 😛

    India got MODIfied, and USA may get TRUMPed !!
    It will be HILLARYous !!!

     

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    Dont worry friends
    I will accept all your Rs.500 and Rs.1000 Notes without asking any questions….
    … Rs.12 per Kg.

    जिसके पास काला धन है वो नोट गिन रहे हैं और जिसके पास नहीं वो मेसेज भेजने में लगे हुए हैं 😀😀😀😀😀

    चीटिंग है—
    काला धन बाहर से लाने का कहा था-
    ये अंदर का निकाल रहे है!!!!! 😁😁😁😁😁😆

  • देश की हर महिला मोदी को गालियां दे रही है ।
    दबे हुए पैसे कितने है आज पहली बार हर पत्नी पति से शेयर कर रही है।👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻😂😂😂

    🖐😎
    वाकई
    मोदी जी
    वोट तो लिए ही
    नोट. भी ले लिए…….

    वाह रे गुजराती दिमाग😀🌹👌
    जय हो 🌳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳

    बिना खड्ग ,बिना ढाल बिना चाक़ू ,बिना तलवार
    काले धन को किया हलाल
    साबरमती के संत मोदी,तूने कर दिया कमाल।

    पत्नीयो में हड़कम्प…
    पतियों से छिपाये हुऐ पैसे कहाॅ लगाए ।।।।

    #Jumped red light, caught by police walah, gave him 1000 ka note. Police walah- Sir 100 hi de do…

    Now all the wives will have to declare their savings to their husbands 🙆🏻😜😜😜

    1 min silence for all those jinki kal parso shaadi hai. Sirf lifafa milega 😂😂😂😜😜😜

    आज सुबह मोदी जी ने फ्रिज खोला और दूध की जगह thumbsup निकली और बोला चलो आज कुछ तूफानी करते हैं …..

    #RS500 #Rs1000 WhatsApp Status

    Latest news

    500 and 1000 notes now available on OLX

    Maza jab aayega agar kal modi bol de ki kal raat zada ho gayi thi  maaf kar do bhaiyo.😜🍻😂😂

    गरीब तो रोज ही कल की चिंता में सोता है..
    आज अमीरो की बारी है..!!
    😊😊🙏🏻🙏🏻

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Why RBI is issuing Rs 2000 Rupees Notes

The Rs 2000 currency is designed keeping in mind to eradicate the black money issues using state of the art indigenous nano technology, every Rs. 2000 currency note is embedded with a *NGC (Nano GPS Chip)*

*How the embeded NGC Technology Works?*

The unique feature of the NGC is it dosent need any power source. It only acts as a signal reflector. When a Satellite sends a signal requesting location the NGC reflects back the signal from the location, giving precise location coordinates, and the serial number of the currency back to the satellite, this way every NGC embedded currency can be easily tracked & located even if it is kept 120 meters below ground level. The NGC cant be tampered with or removed without damaging the currency note

*How will this help eradicate black money menace?*

Since every NGC embeded currency can be tracked. The satellite can identify the exact amount of money stored at a certain location. If a relatively high concentration of currency is found a certain location for a longer period of time at suspicious locations other than banks & other financial institutions. The information will be passed on to the Income Tax Department for further investigation

*Just a beginning of the end of black money in India*

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I am having 500 and 1000 notes worth 65,000 ending with 786
Anyone wants to exchange?

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हाई सोसायटी की किटी पार्टी चल रही थी। एक महिला ने दूसरी महिला से पूछा, ‘अरे, आज मिसेज दारूवाला क्यों नहीं आईं?’ दूसरी महिला : किस मुंह से आतीं। उनके पति का तो ब्लैकमनी की लिस्ट में नाम तक नहीं आया। बेचारे गरीब लोग।

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हर हर मोदी, घर घर मोदी 😄
तो ये था हमारे प्रधान मंत्री का मास्टर स्ट्रोक 😄
कुछ चूतिये इसमें भी मोदी की बुराई करने के बारे में सोच रहे होंगे.

और अरविन्द केजरीवाल के चमचे अपनी नयी विडियो बनाने की तैयारी कर रहे होंगे 😄जिसमें वो मोदी जी को आतंकवादी बतायंगे और कहेंगे की मोदी चोर है और वो पाकिस्तान के साथ मिले हुए हैं.

ऐसे चूतियों की बातों का बुरा ना माने क्योंकि कुछ लोग पैदा ही बकवास करने के लिए होते हैं 😄😄😄

#NAMO #RIP500 #RIP1000

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P.S. Bhai jiska bhi hai bht accha h 👍
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पहले लोग गुलाबी होंठ के पीछे भागते थे ….और अब गुलाबी नोट के :p :-)

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Awesome Step taken by Our PM Mr. Modi ji. Highly appreciated.
#NoMoreBlackMoney #500KaNoteBand #1000NoteRIP

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कल शेर मार्केट की माँ बेन होने वाली है !!!

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Jio speed suddenly increased as people get busy in depositing money at ATMs and filling petrol. #rip500 #rip100

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I vil accept Rs 500/- & Rs 1000/- notes without asking any question

…..@ Rs 10/kg………..

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500 -1000 के नोट मेरे यहाँ स्वीकारे जायेगे
.
.
15 रूपया प्रति किलो !!! :) :)

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Dear Modi,
Thanks for making all those dead WhatsApp groups active again.

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Modi played the TRUMP card
Poori India HILLARY hai.

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govt. has intelligently kept the hospitals to accept the notes for three more days.. as the ones with loads of black money will anyway end up there after hearing this shocking news.

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Every one praising Modi. Yes he is legend taking daring decisions. I am also personally appreciate his work as a common man. But no one understand the truth behind this…
No one knows the concept of black money increased due to high demoninations such as 500 and 1000.
No one knows how much black money increased with 2000 demonination.
Instead of announcing new 500 and 2000 notes, if he really want to stop the corruption why he shouldn’t stay with 100 rs notes.
As an Indian this is my personal opinion on corruption.
Jai Hind

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3 things that are going to die tonight:
1. 500 rupee notes
2. 1000 rupee notes
3. USA

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Americans counting votes, Indians counting notes. XD :p
#ModiLife

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america m vote ki counting ho rhi h..or india m note ki counting start ho gyi..😛

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You must have guess the reason of this post.
This is first time that I had the money(big money) and shopkeeper had item and still I back home empty handed because of the burning issue of today.
I support the step taken by the govt but its after effect should also be taken into consideration. In my locality, there has been fight b/w a customer and a shopkeeper. Shopkeepers are not ready to give any item in exchange of 500 or 1000.
I can survive without food for one day but what about those who need medicines and as far as I know medical bill cross 1K.
Lets see how coming days gonna be.

#500Rs #1000Rs #People #BlackMoney #Bank

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now 5rs,10rs,50rs,100rs notes will have more importance…

moral:- numbers doesn’t matter…

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आज रात जिस घर की लाइट जलती हुइ दिखे समझलो नोटो की गिनति चल रही हे💰💶🤑

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